Psychopaths get bored

What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
elegantbuffalo: Thailand—In a race to emerge at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo, one eight-inch Siamese crocodile wins by a head. (Photograph by Sukree Sukplang, Reuters—March 2009)

elegantbuffalo:

Thailand—In a race to emerge at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo, one eight-inch Siamese crocodile wins by a head.

(Photograph by Sukree Sukplang, Reuters—March 2009)



                                     JE VEUX UNE CLARINETTE BASSE !

thisisvice:

Je me rappelle avoir marché main dans la main dans les rues de diverses villes avec des hommes qui sont maintenant des inconnus. Des nuits dans le même lit, des caresses, des pensées partagées, des choses qui à priori devraient garder les gens liés, d’une certaine façon, pour toujours. Mais il est trop tard, maintenant, pour songer à ce que l’on aurait pu faire ensemble.